Nationalize StarLink.

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph "without much trouble." Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

Imagine naming a feature "Full Self-Driving," and yet you can't take your attention away from the road and must be ready to take over at a moment's notice.

This so-called man is the public face of narcissistic personality disorder. My favorite part of the embedded interview is when he described himself as "stoic" without a trace of irony.

Because Elon Musk is just Donald Trump with business sense. I get roasted every time I say this, but I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

This is the company that the press unanimously decided everyone needed to hear about in 2019, and you couldn't avoid mentions of it. Good riddance.

Back when Reddit was good because Apollo still worked, I had all kinds of keywords blocked (Trump, Elon, John Cena, Kardashian). The idea of being able to bring that to the entire experience of browsing the web is very appealing.

Thinking “X” is a cool letter is exactly what I’d expect from a middle-aged wannabe edgelord.

I found it. It’s right here! The first instance of anyone changing their mind in a debate on the internet!

Yeah but only one of these services directs their engineering team to make such changes because the boss is getting dragged for liking weird shit.

"This man is 51 years old" absolutely slays an insecure man-child like Musk.

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