It’s not the sulphites, but the chitosan that acts as a clarifier that comes from shrimp shells and makes it not vegan.

But breathing is a prerequisite of living, so while you may not be able to walk every day you are alive (you become disabled or elderly) you will always breath. Over the course of a life, breathing is likely the better income.

Well there’s only 10 options, try them all! (For science)

Many states have tax cuts for living in the property you own. The high tax rate is the state saying “if you make money, we want to make money”.

“How to save a life” by The Fray is literally intervention instructions.

Sure. It just means you got a drinking buddy!

The trap has a timer that uses prestidigitation to clean the area shortly there after.

That increase isn't in spite of the company's layoffs. It is because of them.

The feedback cycle rewards this behavior, so it will continue to happen.

“Manna” from Marshall Brian. It’s a available online: https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder

This can probably be modeled off the Digg to Reddit transition. Digg made a couple bad decisions in a row and Reddit exploded. Reddit is making a couple potentially bad decisions in a row, so give it a year or two and the fediverse will come around.

With the rising sea levels due to glacial melt the saltiness of the water is going down, so really this is just doing the fish a solid! /s