Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"we added more shit nobody will ever see!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 week ago

I'm an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by "rawdogging" because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is that their font or are they just typing that out in emojis?

If these are emojis, I need the i.

Edit: Holy shit. Idk why only like 5 of those blue letters show up in the emoji table on my phone or PC. They have the whole damn alphabet! 😞

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've only not seen Once Upon a Forest.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

The wrong weed.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The "shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button" bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that's key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Isn't the game's universe randomly generated and had nearly infinite worlds since launch? 🤨

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If that fighter actually wins, it'll be pretty funny.

Especially if they're not even scheduled to fight.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And we gon [sic] make you lose your mind

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 week ago

Seeing that handshake the other day, I am looking forward to Newsom rocking Trump with an uppercut if he tries to stop the state taking care of itself.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Installed Internet for this dude who was saying all kinds of crazy shit. The craziest was that he was in a famous rock band during the 80's and the government forced them to break up because their lyrics were female-positive and also included "top secret" information about the Star Wars program, which his own dad apparently worked on (along with how they actually have nukes and lasers in space to defend against the aliens).

When I finally was done with the job, I looked up the band he said he was in. No such band ever existed. The closest thing I could find to the name he gave me (which I've forgotten now) was some German techno band that was only formed like 3 years before I had looked it up. The least he could have done was actually use an actual band name that existed in the 80's. lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

I knew a Jewish guy that loved bacon and pork chops in high school.

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