Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate the yolk of a hard boiled egg unless it's mixed into something (like tuna salad). If I am eating hard boiled eggs, I usually give the yolks to someone else. They taste like sandy farts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

All the actual left wing Redditors came here. The only thing left are the conservatives who don't hide being conservatives, and the nazis pretending to be leftists to troll.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

I was surprised to find that there are a ton of symbols that have sought to become the standard notation of sarcasm in text. I think we should really adopt one of those that are far more elegant than the "/s." /s Looks ugly as fuck.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 week ago

"Haha it's like a penis but smaller." - my ex-wife.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

"We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago

I don't do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤

It ain't like I'm gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Their image link goes to a site that has a barrier between the link and the image (a cloudflare "are you human" captcha), so the embedded image does not properly load unless you actually go to the link in a browser.

Only a direct link with nothing else around it actually works when embedded into a reply, otherwise it's blank/a broken image icon. Imgur links tend to be the same way unless you make damn sure you have the true, direct URL for the image.

Image loaded in external browser after checking the human box:

Personally, I find it best to just save and reupload the image to Lemmy. Guaranteed to work for everyone.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 week ago

A tit mouse?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

wait nvm I fucked up

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can I use your penis? I mean, if you're not going to... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

OpenAI is probably the only AI company that doesn't like Elon, and only because Elon is trying to sue them for turning into a for-profit company and whining about them doing shit he didn't think of first.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago

I dreamt last night that shortly after falling asleep, my dad woke me up because there was a shoot out across the street at the bank. In reality, earlier that night there was a car accident in the intersection, so there were cops and firetrucks all over the place, but it's right in front of a bank so the first though I had seeing all the cops in front of the bank was that it was being robbed. My dream just simulated my earlier thoughts. lol

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