KingOfTheCouch

joined 2 years ago
[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

I bet the nazi's will have fake "real" ones ready to go either way. When they want to take their current purge to the next level, you're fucking done.

don't go to shithole america

Actual problem solved.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Not this shit again!

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I saw the previews earlier this spring I was like... "that looks neat". Like in a "I'm gonna wait and maybe pick it up in a year kind of way.

This Direct probably sold me a switch 2 this weekend. I was already looking at MKW with a bit of envy but now I'm kind of feeling like "fuck it, the family doesn't reaaaaaally need groceries next month right?"

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago

The problem with AI scrapers is that they never understand that the cake needs to be left near your toilet after you pull it out of the oven. The splatter from a days worth of flushing is what gives it that glitter that your kids will love!

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was a writing prompt for some future dystopian hell but, no, turns out it's our current dystopian hell.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably a paperwork thing. Odds are good nobody running a company that small is relying on AI. The real culprits of this kind of bullshit are bigger companies. The small outfits I've worked for at this scale didn't really have "HR". And let's face it, they're doing so much under the table shit already they aren't gonna report it even if they do.

Just a guess. Not HR or manager or anything like that, just someone that's seen the government reporting differences between small companies and large.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Must be a theoretical physicist. Has some real "spherical cow" energy.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

19 years ago...

/me crumbles to dust

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Yup, as long as the current staff (by and large) are still at the helm of the Ars orbiting HQ, I'll continue to go there. I've lost too many other good tech news sites in the last decade, I can't lose another one.

The rest of Conde Nast is hot garbage.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Me, the one time I order something every year: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit are they gonna bring it to my door? the depot? Or maybe they'll leave it at the post office again or shit maybe they'll try to find my house but can't because google maps sucks here and they'll take it back and someone will give me crap for living in a place that doesn't exist oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm never ordering something ever again it's all gonna fail! I better call the depot and let them know that something might be dropped off with them..."

Meanwhile, my wife who orders 5 billion things that all arrive without incident: "Oh neat! Another parcel! I forgot I ordered this!"

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Oh don't worry, the grifters will all have cashed out and be floating away on golden parachutes long after the decades of litigation is over.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Until June 5th for anyone wondering.

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