Iamsqueegee

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[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He’s going to be playing Robert Downey Jr in a “making of” retrospective of Tropical Thunder. It takes hours of makeup to make him look like the dude acting as the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was so BAD. How many times did he say “Get your hands off my (fill in the blank)!” This will be a steelbook I buy to complete the DC collection that never comes out of its original shrink wrap.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Empire = dirt Crown = thorns/shit (JC/NIN) Chair = liar’s

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 weeks ago

Dibs on the bike!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 113 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And did you love it too much, baby?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.

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