Gork

joined 1 year ago
[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

low bass

Wump wump wump wumpa

Wumpa wumpa wumpa wumpa

Wumpa wumpa wumpa wumpa

BbbbbbbRrrrrrr....

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I've noticed this in ESO as well. I've been playing since the beta and people have constantly complained that the endgame content was too easy. Cue some cycles of power creep where your character can get progressively more powerful with better gear followed by more difficult dungeons, and now there is content that the average player just can't do anymore without min/maxing. I was in a Vet dungeon with three other experienced players and couldn't complete it after around 7 hours worth of attempts, and our gear/setup was good and we understood the mechanics of the bosses.

There's no way that Meemaw who picked up this game to casually play as a cute Khajiit and questing would be able to beat it.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Dude they sell our data to advertisers and big data for profit. The least they can do is provide some services for us for the amount of analytics they collect from us on a daily basis.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's got that Half-Life G-Man look on his face.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

"Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can't build the wall per specifications."

"We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today."

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I were to tell someone from 70 years ago, "hold on let me get my phone," while talking about taking a picture, they would think I'm nuts.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I like tuna subs. A good close second would be the ones with lots of pepperoni. 🍕

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c'mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

  • Gunslingin' with revolvers, single and akimbo

  • Practicing the perfect "Yeehaw"

  • Wrasslin'

  • Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

  • Lasso training

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The early Chrome was crazy fast when it had none of the bloat.

 
[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A cool thought about sourdough starters is that they are unique. A starter from 1897 should impart a flavor unlike any other starter. It's like the snowflake of the yeasty realm.

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