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Coming soon to a battlefield near you. If it can bypass the export controls, that is.

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I dunno what the plural of "Manjaro" is.

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Otherwise it defeats the purpose of calling it a glove box. If gloves are not in this box it would be more accurate to describe that volume as a passenger compartment.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 151 points 3 months ago

I've given up on buying stocks for individual companies. I'd rather just stuff it in an index fund and pretend it doesn't exist for 10 years.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 238 points 4 months ago

Smart TVs were supposed to be better than dumb TVs.

Now it's the complete opposite.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 139 points 4 months ago

I hate feeling like an expendable human resource. When I was laid off it was completely without advanced notice, they're never considerate enough to notify you two weeks in advance (like we are supposed to do).

It's not like the executive types are known for their empathy. I've seen the Chairman of the Board throw full on temper tantrums (and throwing stuff) at his subordinates. They have zero qualms laying us off if it means it increases this quarter's bottom line.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 321 points 5 months ago

"Day 33: Problematic symptoms developing in Patient X. Current fluctuations from the implant are causing unwanted signals in the somatosensory cortex. The patient is expressing aggressive behavior as a result, presumably due to the interference of the implant on normal sensory function. It is unknown what is causing the fluctuations.

Day 45: Patient X sedated following a violent outburst that injured a staff member. fMRI scans indicate an uptick in activity in the premotor cortex compared to the previous scan four days ago. Patient X not responding well to the Brain-Computer Interface. Violent aggression may not be consciously controllable.

Day 46: Patient X escaped Secure Room Alpha. Lockdown initiated. Quarantine measures are now in effect. There is a loud banging on the lab door. This might be my last journal entry. Before I leave this Earth, please let the shareholders know I created value for them."

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 151 points 5 months ago

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 145 points 7 months ago

Mmm yes security by non-functionality. A pillar of the modern cybersecurity framework.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 137 points 7 months ago

Yeah Microsoft is definitely not going to be benevolent. But I saw this as a foregone conclusion since AI is so disruptive that heavy commercialization is inevitable.

We likely won't have free access like we do now and it will be enshittified like everything else now and we'll need to pay yet another subscription to even access it.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 157 points 7 months ago

I remember being endlessly entertained by the rotating cube animation between workspaces in the old Beryl implementation.

I told my wife, "but does your Windows do this?" Followed by rotating the cube. She was like, "I don't care." And that was that.

I shall tell this story to my grandkids.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 147 points 7 months ago

Israelis pointing guns at Germans and asking if they're Jewish sounds straight out of an alternate history timeline.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 478 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

15 years in prison for "endangering a fetus"? Then giving birth only for that child to not have a mommy during childhood, adolescence, and teenage years?

And this is considered good policy by those who create these laws?

wtf

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 147 points 9 months ago

Ooh I can't wait for the new Philips Hue® lighting monthly subscription service, where with a low fee we can access all of our standard lighting IOT with the basic subscription plan and colored lighting with the premium subscription!

Let the enshittification begin.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 157 points 9 months ago

This is a good way to incentivize game developers to just not use Unity and just some other engine that does this.

Great for short term profits which makes the quarterly statements look good, but bad for long term sustainability.

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