I asked a fox that was actually on fire. It said "AIYEEEEEEE!" I trust it's answer more than chatgpt.
GeeDubHayduke
joined 5 months ago
Each county has its own sheriff's office, and each county is the size of a phonebooth. In Texas, there's cops fucking EVERYWHERE. The only time they seem to disappear from sight is if there's an 18y/o with a rifle in a kindergarten...
We've had one snacky snack, yes. What about second snacky snack?
"....pants?"
Mine is the incompetents blame the competents for THEIR fuckups, and the competent ones don't put up with that shit.
"Geneva Suggestions." I said it right there.
Otherwise, no notes.
I like that i got to be Hood in this. Always saw myself as more of a Buck.
The paradigm shift is strong with this one.
Fuckin' preach. I've worked with a single pm worth their salt, and they got driven out by the useless cunts that couldn't MANAGE to get from their desk to a toilet without a meeting.
Oh man, i know.
Back in the day, I used to run a shuttle of a dozen dogs to what's it called? Magnuson Park? Something like that in Seattle. And it's simply not possible to keep track of 12 dogs chocolate landmines, so I'd inevitably pick up three or four "cold ones" each trip.
Some of that shit reached Saw levels; barefoot smeared with tar and then stepping on a nail in a shingle? Didn't that violate one of the Geneva Suggestions..?
Fuck. I actually lol'd. Ya got me.