Pretty sure it's "striked", but you could use "haven't gone on strike" to avoid the question altogether.

Third paragraph

If they ever get this perfected, the next step would be to deal with the inevitable "you actually have the wrong department. Please hold while I transfer you to some other asshole".

I've been trying, but for some reason, it will not recognize my HD. I'be reformatted my drive...tried different drives...I don't know what else to do.

We have two cats that are obsessed with bread. Can't leave any out without them fairly quickly chewing through the wrapping to eat the bread. We've had quite a few cats over the years, but have never seen that type of weirdness before.

Cats are irrefutable proof that the world isn't flat. They would've pushed everything off by now.

Obviously it's not The Onion. It's way too weird for that.

Yet? How would one turn into a boomer?

I stopped drinking.

Real front-line reporting.

Ah, thanks. I was confused when I noticed his name in the credits.

How important is it that I see Lower Decks first? I keep hearing good things about it, and I will get to it eventually, but I'm not familiar with it at all beyond the premise.