You don't fucking say.

It's almost like switching from monarchism and aristocracy to oligarchism and capitalism didn't really change much of anything. I'm very shocked.

This just in: mayor of Minneapolis is completely out of touch with modern society

companies legitimately trying to retain top talent

Basically blacklisting them from their field for a year after leaving your company is not how you retain talent. Pay them better. Give them better health coverage or other benefits. Only being able to retain talent by basically threatening them if they leave is not a good look.

I think I might understand it even less now.

I don't get it. Am Millennial.

We really need some humanitarian regulation in this country.

I'd be with you if it weren't so obvious.

"I wonder what party he is. ... Oh. Of course."

...she "suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff's bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs."

50k is nowhere near enough.

I've taught my husband to speak a bit of Japanese, but we don't use it this way because that's extremely rude.

Unrepentant means she should have a longer sentence.

I just don't share pictures of my dogs because it would be easy to identify me (to anyone who knows me or lives around me) based on their unique appearances and names.