Always the ones you least expect etc etc

Imagine not being vegan in 2024

in a war that has eaten more than 6,000 Russian tanks and at least 700 Ukrainian ones

Uhh, I have trouble taking those numbers seriously

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

This sucks so bad. Hey Ukraine, have you tried suing for peace then spending on the social safety net instead of bombs? It's the least you could do

Rocket powered guillotine

https://m.soundcloud.com/distantdreamz/were-in-fuckin-1320-motherfucker

I use NewPipe for my phone and it's been wonderful

Again?! Damn I guess it wasn't bad enough already

A little bit of exercise can help. Go for a jog or something

Once you get to know us I think you'll find we're actually pretty cool