Canonical_Warlock

Piss harder.

I don't think the goal was to do damage.

My best guess is that this "trump loving super patriot" didn't like elon and was trying to make a point on what elon was doing to trump. The best way they saw to do so was a flashy explosion out of a cyber truck infront of a trump property. Of course if they loved trump then they wouldn't actually care about maximizing damage to trumps building so they prioritized showiness over destruction. People also light themselves on fire in protest all the time. This was someone who wanted the same without the pain of burning to death so he shot himself before everything went up. If you were planning on killing yourself anyways why wouldn't you do it in the truck.

If your only aim is that the explosion looks impressive then he made a perfect bomb.

Honestly, assuming I can keep getting the stimulants I need to function I would be pretty valuable. I'm good at fixing damn near everything, I'm good with a rifle, and I am an eagle scout with all the survival training that entailed. Of course without my drugs you might as well call me "emergency rations" for all the good I would do.

You say that, but I have had a pet snake since I was a child and because I was a boy child I assumed they were male. But once I got older it occured to me that I have no idea if they're actually male or female (because sexing a snake isn't as easy as with mammals) and it seems more likely that they're actually female. But I'm not certain either way and I genuinely don't care. So I've since started refering to them as they/them. My dad still points it out every time I do it. "Oh, you have multiple snakes?" It's kinda weird considering he's so progressive in every other way.

That's why I just default to using libgen.

Fuck all of this

Normally when people say this it is at least a bit of an exageration, but not in this case. That is some straight up nightmare fuel.

Heres a taster for those of you who don't want to read the whole thing.

...bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen...

Well, obviously you don't start with 9mm. You start with .17 and work your way up to 22 short then 22lr and so on. If you jump straight to shooting yourself in the face with a 9mm of course you're gonna get hurt.

If you just got done giving birth in a stable because some diety decided to knock you up without your consent then you've earned the right to be a bit of a bitch.

I am adding "made a window in the block" to my lexicon. Thank you.

You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?