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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine trying to party, and feeling perfectly normal, calm, and even tired, while everyone else is tripping balls.

What was your tell? Lol

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At a music festival, actually able to listen to a complete song without my mind wandering... is this why people take stimulants?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We feel neurotypicalish with stims. But neuros feel wired, almost high, with them. We got the short stick in may ways, and the long stick in other, harder to find ways...

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't know that at the time, pre-diagnosis, but it's so obvious now.

Cocaine makes absolutely no sense to me. Are you having a good time, letting loose and getting relaxed with friends while enjoying a few beverages? Here, take this substance that will make you disturbingly sober. Everything is clear, level, and so very normal. Fun huh?

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Making you sober is not the only thing it does.

[–] WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ditto for nicotine, caffeine, cocaine…

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Normal people: "Oh I can't have coffee after 9, or I'll be up all night."

Me: downs 2 large cans of NOS right before bed, sleeping like a rock 5 minutes later

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Coffee knocks me out. Between the warmth and the actual ADHD relief, it is very hard to keep my eyes open.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Last time I did blow, it made me soooo hungry and sleepy. A few more bumps took care of the sleepy, but the first couple were roouuugh.

[–] WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I’ve only done it once out of curiosity lol. 1st line did nothing so I tried another — same thing. Meanwhile I could see how elevated it made other people (was at a party). Eventually I got tired and fell asleep.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Fair hahaha. I like it well enough if I’m drinking. I thought I didn’t like it but the stuff I had in the past was absolute garbage. Now I have unlimited access to decently priced extremely pure stuff (I have purity tests and hooo boi does it check out) and doing a couple bumps definitely feels a way! It doesn’t make me get as gakked as my more neurotypical friends, but I like the numbness and dopamine.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

The breakfast of champions.

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I only have lucid dreams when sleeping on cocaine.

edit: i used to pinch myself to make sure i was dreaming. if the pinch didn't hurt I would have fun in my dreams

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did that with a slap in the face, but it did hurt in the dream. My way of finding out is reaching through a wall, works better for me

My tell is being able to continuously double jump and thus jankilly fly.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One is not like the other...

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are for some people with ADHD!

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I meant...

  • Nicotine: Not good to recommend it, but legal in most countries.
  • Caffeine: Fine to recommend it, perfectly legal just about everywhere.
  • Cocaine: 🚨
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

Nicotine (not cigarettes) actually has neuroprotective effects. It's also been shown to have positive cognitive effects on people with schizophrenia.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Oh. I just figured they were all stimulants. And also I'm an anarchist so my concern for someone taking illegal drugs is independent of their legality.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mine made me high, either too much or I’m not ADHD lol

Euphoria is a very common start up side effect of adderall that should go away after a few weeks. It's like antidepressant startup sideeffects except this one happens to be pleasant. It could have just been that.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The struggle is insanely real. If I take a nap now, no way will I sleep tonight.

[–] CucumberFetish@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Meth for your lunch nap. Quad espresso for your nighty nights.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 9 points 1 day ago

Happened to me today. Took my methylphenidate, got yawny, took a little 1 hour nap which turned into 4 hours. It's 1 am now 🫩

Seriously though. The first time I took adderall I went and took the best nap of my life.