Amazon's no longer any good at shipping, and Google's no longer any good at searching. What a terrible year to be a tech nerd.
Fruit Stripe gum had the unfortunate distinction of being the most delicious thing you've ever put in your mouth, a total whirlwind of flavor... for five seconds. Then it's just sugar, then shortly after that, it's just nothing. It's like something Willy Wonka would have wished for on a monkey's paw.
So long, Hausfraus for Fascism. Fucking Ku Klux Karens anyway.
They've vowed to switch to their other favorite cereal, Racist Bran.
Leave X and let it die, like you should have done when the butt-musk bought the site a year ago. Durr.
I can't believe people still use that site in light of everything we know about Musk. It should have been a ghost town months ago.
Google, currently embroiled in an anti-trust lawsuit for having too much control over the internet, is pleading poverty. How amusing.
My grandpa had a pig heart valve, and that thing lasted way longer than its warranty suggested. Yeah, he was told up front it would last ten years, but he got more out of it.
The new name alone isn't what made Twitter crap, but it is symbolic of the massive changes made to the site by the new management. I like to think of it this way: Twitter is dead. X is the reanimated corpse.
"Can't be bothered?" That's kind of obnoxious. Of course he can't release a physical copy; Disney would sue him.
I call it "irrelevant."
You'll remember that name, because the moment the site appears, you'll click the little X on the top right corner of your computer screen to get rid of it.
Anti-vaxxers, of course. Everyone thank the anti-vaxxers with both middle fingers!