AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

 

AMEN!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

William Shatner, is that you?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat them up, yum.

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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