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AnonWyo
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"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...
They have the longest punch lines.
Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.
I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Nor cunning use of flags.
I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.
I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Turducken would like a word.
Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.