AnonWyo

joined 11 months ago
 
 

Android or iPhone?

 

"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

 
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

It's a major award!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

Turducken would like a word.

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