And I sometimes get crap for this but Batfleck was pretty good too. Those movies had issues, oh my yes, but the casting for those 2 roles was not one of them. Luthor, on the other hand...

There needs to be more Hint for Red October memes...

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I'll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the "I".

Fuck you Wolfgang Atreides is money. I'd follow that baby into battle.

Yeah that's not what he said.

The original version of this was a little kid, not a grandpa. I've seen this a few times now, changing a small part of an old post to make it make less sense, is this a thing now?

Obvious troll is obvious

Overall crime is down nationally. Some specific categories are overall trending upward (car theft, not surprisingly) and crime is always fluctuating in local areas in either direction.

Yeah but "smoot" is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It's right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

What does that have to do with this post though? Or were you just waiting to say something about Windows because REASONS!