This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th'fuck?

Language is use, nerds. It ain't a sandwich.

canoli = sushi

A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

A Big Mac is a cake.

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

Lasagne is cake?

https://cuberule.com/

So a Big Mac is cake?

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

An enchilada is sushi?

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

Lasagna is cake?

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

A burrito is a sushi

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

So bread is toast I guess.

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Big Macs are cakes.

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

At no point is pie taken into account here

Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza "Italian rarebit" lol

https://cuberule.com/

A Big Mac is a cake?

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.