Accidentally stumbled onto a nude beach once. Got nude to not feel left out. I don't even take my shirt off outside in the summer because I'm so self conscious.
Either fit in or leave.
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Accidentally stumbled onto a nude beach once. Got nude to not feel left out. I don't even take my shirt off outside in the summer because I'm so self conscious.
Either fit in or leave.
I want the nude police!
Brother, you're wearing clothes? Either take them off or get off the beach!
Ma'am, that's a 50β¬ fine for wearing clothes here.
They enforce it this way in France i believe
Where
Where do they put the badge?
Theyβre velcro-backed.
You don't wanna know where they holster their baton
Get that cock out or go home sir
That's what's known as an MPI (Mandatory Penis Inspection)
I think public indecency laws against JUST nudity are silly.
Personally I find a person who have willingly "fermented" themselves by not showering to be more indecent, and the majority socially ostracize said individuals, but it's still not illegal, nor should it be, and neither should public nudity.
There's sanitary issues with nudity as your ass is not clean and naked asses sharing surfaces can communicate disease.
Public nudity laws should be implemented where they make sense eg nudity at the park/beach/pool is fine but if you're sitting on a bench maybe put down a towel.
In nude saunas the rule is you have to sit on a towel. If you're worried about people sitting on stuff with their dirty ass then it seems that should be the law.
Besides, what disease can you get by sitting with clothes on where someone previously sat naked? I don't think it's a disease issue, just gross. But people sitting in dirty/soiled clothing is the same thing (arguably potentially worse) and that's not illegal.
That's my kind of people!
Protest the pants off them!