this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

[–] Ducks@ducks.dev 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you're not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don't trust you.

[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

[–] Int@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What about ducks

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Can't go wrong with pocket pasta.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I've found, I use both way more than a multitool

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it's the best one

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

As long as I have Santiago, all is well.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

zero real ones

Literally me

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don't.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Appreciation does not require knowledge.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanna see the pants.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn't really need labels.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeh but if you can't remember which one is which it's as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it opens both.

[–] andallofmypeaches@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

[–] Lammy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets

[–] Ubermeisters@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago

Cement store

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.

[–] regular_human@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store

[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.

But at least I can then repair all the potholes.

[–] DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, its illegal to do that