Jr Modem Engineer: Hey Steve, what should we do if their Internet is out and they want an https cert that we are unable to find?

Sr Modem Engineer: Well, Frank, glad you asked! We'll just quietly substitute it with this random janky self-signed certificate for the modem itself instead, I'm sure that'll solve everything!

Jr: But won't that just obscure the real problem and overwhelm the user with a bunch of unnecessary and incorrect error messages?

Sr: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago

Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

I knew I'd been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can't get money no more. Money.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Really was trying for more Bea than Arthur, got more Arthur than Bea. This is the closest the bingolator would give without violating some rule or another. It's a shitpost, whaddya want?

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

A lot > many > several > a few > a couple > acceptable number of loose screws keeping the flying metal tube intact.

So no, not quite a lot.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 months ago

Yup. Dude took one for the team.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 111 points 5 months ago

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 months ago

I trust NANCHANGZHENGFUYUANGUOJIMAOYIYOUXIANGONGSI for all my dangerously illegal electrical needs!

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago

You know, you probably shouldn't keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.

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Seriously. The only time I listen to FM radio is when I take my wife's car to get an oil change. So maybe a total of twenty minutes driving time once every six months or so. Every single time, this song comes on. I don't get it. It was a one hit wonder from like 25 years ago. How is it still getting that much airplay?!

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