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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The sixth, here-unnamed candle is "Sesame Seed Bun" for anyone else who can count and was wondering.

[–] anytimesoon@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This wasn't just a meme? These candles are real????

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

After Jones Soda did the six-pack of Thanksgiving dinner themed sodas (including Turkey & Gravy), this kind of thing just doesn't surprise me any more. I guess it's meant as more of a novelty thing than something people would actually use in seriousness.

Didn't they also do a cranberry sauce flavored soda in that pack? I bet a cranberry soda would be pretty good.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It is, but we’re three years too late.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

I came to the comments just for this, thank you.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They wanted to make a McFlurry variant too, but couldn't find a working machine to get a sample.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have seen their ice cream machines start working more and more frequently. It appears there is a direct correlation between which locations pay more and which locations have ice cream. (Investigation ongoing)

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Most of what I always knew from employees was it was something that was a pain to clean so they would want to start early (preclose) to make sure they could get out quicker. Then eventually some would close it earlier and if sales were low on ice cream they would lie and say it was broken so they wouldn't have to use it all.

This article discusses similar when I just tried to look up and see if I could find more info on whether it was a DMCA issue or a combination. https://www.thedailymeal.com/1188488/its-likely-that-your-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-is-dirty-not-broken/

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a "beef" candle. 🤮🤮🤮

[–] MEATPANTS@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Imagine deliberately making your room smell like onions

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don't have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word "deliberately" - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.

I would instantly get hungry - nothing fires up my appetite more than that sweet smell of onions in a hot pan

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

True. They're all pretty bad but the pickle one might be the best!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

Sounds like you've never cooked anything besides ramen before

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I want a garum candle

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not authentic without a "grease that is just a tad too old" component though

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Try expired crisco, that shit stinky

[–] Glitch777@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who the fuck wants a burger candle lmao?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody, that's why they did individual ingredients candles.

[–] Glitch777@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know but who wants that either

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No one, they just want you thinking about it and interacting with the idea, which you are doing.

[–] Glitch777@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Glitch777@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What’s that ? I know they kade a gaming pc that can warm your chicken

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

It's like a fire starter log, only it's made to smell like KFC. It's kind of amusing.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

"Hey man, how are...I will fucking kill you."

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

smelling like food all the time was one of my major contributing factors to quit my fast food job in high school

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Understandable. That would certainly substantially increase the risk of being vored.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How much of a threat is that if you aren't around wild anacondas or furries?

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This is Lemmy. Do you think you're ever safe from furries here?

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who said I'm trying to be safe

[–] MEATPANTS@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] exocrinous@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

I ran a barbeque grill for one day for a fundraiser in high school. That was enough for me to know I didn't ever want to work in a restaurant.

I worked at McDonald's for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn't healthy.

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago

Y'all haven't lived until you've had "The smell from when you're standing in line for E.T. the ride" scented candle.

https://www.thegreenhead.com/2020/06/et-adventure-ride-scented-candle.php

[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The proper McDonald's candle smell would be the salty hot grease as that's how every single location smells.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Lights pickles candle, then putting on brass knuckles and a mouth guard. Let's fucking goooo!

[–] jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

If the room smells like pickles, but doesn’t actually contain any delicious pickles for me to eat, I will get very upset, too.

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

“Babe wake up, new aggro strat just dropped”

[–] RoseRose56@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's gonna be like working at McDonald's lol Whose idea was that?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He must have had the wrong kind of pickles before…

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 8 months ago

Why? Pickles smell good.