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If two vegans get into a fight... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Is it still called a beef?

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 6 months ago

It's Beyond™ that.

[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 19 points 6 months ago

That's Impossible™!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 months ago

If you're a vegan and also a conspiracist, the best you can hope for is Improbable™ burgers.

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I really like that reply! Well done ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Well, I see telling Dad jokes isn't my thing, so much for that.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think it’s probably due to being a repost from 10 days ago. I can assure you I did enjoy most of your previous ones, so don’t get discouraged about that.

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Hmm, I didn't go back that far. I'll try again in a few weeks.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I’m not sure about apps, but on browser you can search for posts in specific communities. Instead of checking every post individually, you could just search for “vegan” in this community and see if the joke has already been done, if you want. Saves time and you can’t go wrong with that, unless it was an image post.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

FWIW, I think historically jokes where the punchline is posed as a question don't get much traction, on here. Maybe dad jokes can't appear unsure of themselves, I don't know.

Don't be discouraged, it's just an audience thing.

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Honestly I was a daily poster in here for months, then things got weird and I was getting down voted so hard the threads were deleted. So I took a break and this was my first post in a few weeks.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I like your jokes. You are one of my favorite content creators in this sub. Keep doing your thing, I support you. Cheers 🍻

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago

Can’t they just live in peas?

[-] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 months ago

They squash the beef

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They just beet each other up

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