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[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago (27 children)

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

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[–] Googlyman64@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Do you know some people don't even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I'll just increase the rent to compensate

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet she didn't even tip.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

She only tipped the chair. Typical.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Goodness, I can't imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It's hard work not doing anything all year!

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps this single mother should've tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.

[–] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

buying avocados will kill you

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Single Mother

One Corpse....

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

[–] coaxil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

"Your honor, she never tipped me even once!"

[–] uzay@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago

If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This man is definitely not Jesus

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

He is written to be Republican Jesus

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you'll get your lost rent money back.

[–] ZaroniPepperoni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff's assa- I mean suicide

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

"But I won't."

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.

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