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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (3 children)

We have always just been weird as fuck haven't we?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you see a guy taking a nice walk with his penis-trolley and your first instinct is to whip out your palette and easel to immortalize it on canvas. Privacy is dead.

Great username

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Seems totally normal to me.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Granma's grandma grandma was more wild than you can imagine and want to admit.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't surprise me. When my grandmother died and my mother read her diary we learned that she was a drunken slut.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

And then there is that sort of event.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My cat saw this. She's christian.

Wtf bro.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

I like how you named your cat Christian. Say hi to her from me!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

NSFP

Not Safe For Pussy

In both senses of the word.

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bro forgot to click the NSFW checkbox 💀

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Satisfied, madam?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Art. Not porn.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

Well, at least she's pleasantly surprised.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me when it's been a couple weeks.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pee is stored in the shaft

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

You sweet summer child. Yes, of course I meant I haven't peed. 🥹❤️

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I want to know the context behind this.

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I came here to ask that as well.

[–] Un4@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Tried to reverse image search, not much out there. I wonder what's the original source.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have someone noticed all parts in the picture are happy with situation? The imp is smilling and woman seems delighted.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

And now is the time I confess to be scared.