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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] drumstic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Chicken taste good

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Tathas read book. Book have Tathas. Tathas like Tathas. Tathas pick Tathas.

[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

U not name. U is sound.

Since person was learning Vietnamese, person noticed Vietnamese have one letter words. One word person liked was Γ”, umbrella. Saying Γ” reminded person of monkey making sound.

Person thought about simplest sounds monkeys make. U in person mother language sounds oo. U is simple, basic monkey sound. Oo-oo, aa-aa. Person being monkey, person thought U good name. Reminded person of person's past and person connection to nature. So person decided to be U.

U then thought of past people. Past people were simply known as person OF place person came. Examples: Leonardo DA (of) Vinci, RenΓ© DES (of) Cartes. U is from Recife. Thus U de (of) Recife.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

First shiny pokemon

[–] quadrotiles@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Quadrotiles had quadro playset when little. Quadro is like big pipes and tiles that people can build with. Quadrotiles used to make race cars and castles with brother who best friend and play in big garden. Best times. Quadrotiles now sad and miss brother. Live in different countries and 30 now.

[–] Riker_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] minimar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Another person in friend group have same name, one short one tall, tall one get megamar short one get minimar

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] crashoverride@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

[–] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Italian prime minister used to write dragon themed fantasy fanfic / erotica. Draghetta was old prime minister nickname from when young. Draghetta like Draghetta nickname. Look up, true.

[–] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

[–] gex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] s_s@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s ssssssss_ss-s

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[–] meejle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

[–] Oldslewfoot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Oldslewfoot name of song about big bear named Old slew foot. Good song, good name. Oldslewfoot not bear, but man in bear shape, stole name.

[–] Squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

[–] BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

10y ago. Was hobby artist. Looked at personal gallery. Painted many fairies at time. Many fairy blue.

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

old club penguin username

Unga bunga

[–] EibmozJ@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Backwards Zombie + J

[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Like Family Guy lots

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

cupcakes are delicious tell world all about

[–] wtvr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am angsty middle aged teen. Took favorite word. Dropped many letters

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[–] nufanman21@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] cs127@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

127 is because biggest signed 8 bit integer

cs is up to reader's interpretation

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[–] kava@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Kava likes kava

[–] monotiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

'mono' sounded cool, second part randomly generated. Kept clicking until saw good one

When creating reddit account got randomly generated username and couldn't change username. After 2.5 years using username got used and attached to username and when moving to lemmy decided to keep same username.

[–] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Variation of Aogigahara, exit game forest in Japan. Inserted favorite color, red, which in japanese is aka

[–] krayj@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

First initial + middle name + last initial.

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Skyline good car. 969 good number. Put together, good and good.

[–] starlinguk@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[–] galaxian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Old c64 reference also similar to real name

[–] ninboy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Nintendo Boy

[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 5 points 1 year ago

Chris is Chris

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Easy to sound intellect anyway; Combination of actual name.

Couldn't sign up in most instances!

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