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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 158 points 6 months ago

Unethical life pro tip: want to kill yourself but left something for your family? Buy a life insurance policy, call the suicide prevention hotline and wait for the cops to kill you. Isn't technically suicide, so the life insurer can't deny your family claim!!

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 44 points 6 months ago

You think the cops wouldn't mark as a suicide?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

Suicide by cop is a real thing.

[-] Spaceballstheusername@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

In all seriousness does the insurance still pay it if it's suicide by cop?

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Probably not, most insurers love to have every possible exception in the contract (e.g. taking part in illegal activity), to get out of payment

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago

It was suicide. Claim denied!

But he had a heart attack.

We have a receipt that shows he ate McDonald’s 3 years ago. This is clearly suicide by food.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Cops will still claim it was suicide-by-cop. Which is some top-tier copaganda, because it’s just another way of them saying “if you call us while in distress, there’s a good chance we’ll kill you then blame you for it.”

[-] AbackDeckWARLORD@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

At least in Canada life insurance will still cover you committing suicide, but it has to occur 1-2 years after your plan starts.

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Same with my policy in the US. Already have it seasoned past the mark, so I joke with my wife that I can make her a millionaire.

[-] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Insurance companies hate this new easy trick.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Or pay off the corner to list your death as natural causes or something.

Like my uncle did.

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[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 95 points 6 months ago

I guarantee his death is listed as "suicide" in the official report.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

I mean, without context it's hard to tell, but suicide by cops is a thing, some people take advantage of the trigger happiness of cops and make them kill them.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"make" them

cop drops two mags into a non-threat

HE MADE ME DO IT!

reloads for a third mag

gotta be sure

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

"It's coming right for us!"

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[-] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

This comment is elsewhere in this post with exclusively upvotes but you getting down voted for some reason lol

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 88 points 6 months ago

Can't die from suicide if you die from homicide first

[-] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Can't go to hell from suicide if someone kills you

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

/s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

saved himself a quarter by not usin one of them fancy suicide booths

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

That is why you put the quarter on a string

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[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

I mean…technically the suicide was prevented.

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[-] thann@lemmy.world 62 points 6 months ago

He reportedly yelled "killsteal"

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at this.

[-] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago
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[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Swedish. I remember when this was on TV.

[-] CaptainProton@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Trained, qualified police doing quality police work keeping dangerous people with guns off the street, got it.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

That could have been the poor man's plan all along. Suicide by cop. Local PD is just providing a free service. If only there was another way.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago

Never call cops to solve a problem for you because then you have TWO problems.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

pro tip: Whatever problem you have, just throw a molotov cocktail at it.

now you have a totally different problem!

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

I can't find a single source or article about this. I think this a scare meme meant to frighten people away from using the new 988 suicide prevention hotline number.

This is a very irresponsible post that can harm a lot of people.

[-] wafflez@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I think it was this but he gets shot by a state trooper, not the SWAT team. But SWAT members were called to try to help negociate. He had a gun and was intoxicated, which is kinda expexted with being suicidal anyways. It doesn't show in the article him threatening anyone.

https://news.yahoo.com/suicidal-man-calls-crisis-hotline-220712118.html

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

another article for this incident, guess he came to the door during crisis negotiations, cop saw him with a gun, shot him. Did you think he'd be threatening to kill himself with an eggbeater, there, 15 year vet cop Sgt Jessie Hartsock?

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/fatal-police-shooting-carroll-county-under-investigation/44093015

[-] berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Why the hell would you send a SWAT team to someone suicidal? O.o

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Guess he called hotline saying he's gonna take someone else's life before his own?

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[-] lugal@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago
[-] JustinAngel@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Is this like door dash for saddies?

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Curb Your Suicide

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To anyone who's feeling down around this time of year, call 911 or 988. Nothing is better than having you around.

Edit:

I really feel strongly about this and I misworded my message. Get help if you need it.

You matter to me. I mean that with all of my heart.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 months ago

Nothing is better than having you around.

I get what you're saying here, but it strikes me as funny that this sentence could also be read to mean that having nothing around is better than having you there.

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Oh, wow. That's a different take that I hadn't considered. I'll be anyone's something. Even for a single comment... and that's way better than nothing.

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[-] pixeltree@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Uhhhhhhhhh, very funny to recommend calling the police in the comments on a post about a man getting killed by the police because he called for help.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

Given the context of the post, might not be the best idea

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

cops murder suicidal man

if youre suicidal, get thr cops involved!

I love your energy, friend. Thank you for caring about strangers. In this world, that means a lot. However, I think this advice is very region-specific. In most of America, for instance, this isn't good advice. This is closer to calling the Army than a crisis counsellor. In other places, where police have the resources to help someone in this position, this may be excellent advice.

There are probably better places to direct people for resources like this. Don't stop fighting; fight more effectively. If you can't find anything better to link people, @ me and I'll try to help

<3

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[-] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Please don't suggest that people call 911. Not in the replies to this article.

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I don't know if this claim is real or not but similar things (not involving SWAT) can happen. I suggest you check out the Safe Hotlines initiative.

https://translifeline.org/safe-hotlines/

If you need to use a suicide/crisis hotline, just make sure you are aware of the possibility of having police called on you, but please still reach out to a hotline if you need to.

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