Doesn't even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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Seek help, my friend.
indeed
No
If this isn't a fetish, I can assure you that it's not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it'll save you both your money and your sanity.
I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.
I can fix her.
Instructions?
1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed
Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.
No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.
You would usually think ????? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense
Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ??????. Very important.
"but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit"
Is this your situation?
Usually!
Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn't treat you like shit, soon! If that's what you want, that is... Take care, friend.
Cheers mate, I hope so too.
I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.
Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly
ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!
RED FLAGS NEED LOVE TOO
NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOUR SOUL. FIGHT IT BROTHER, FIGHT IT.
What is the context behind her?
Better, anime pornography
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I can't believe there was a time when I didn't know he existed. He's absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol
Sounds familiar. I've decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.
Trust me, run!