this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If this isn't a fetish, I can assure you that it's not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it'll save you both your money and your sanity.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

[–] acceptable_humor@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You would usually think ????? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ??????. Very important.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit"

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn't treat you like shit, soon! If that's what you want, that is... Take care, friend.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Cheers mate, I hope so too.

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOUR SOUL. FIGHT IT BROTHER, FIGHT IT.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is the context behind her?

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Better, anime pornography

[–] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I can't believe there was a time when I didn't know he existed. He's absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sounds familiar. I've decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Trust me, run!