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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

" possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs,"

Lol

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can keep eggs and egg-shaped items in one of these...

It works in the fridge.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf, I lived my whole life so far not knowing I wanted a double decker egg storage and conveyer unit until today

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can I interest you in a double decker testicle storage and conveyor unit as well?

*comes with a weighted silicon hammer at no extra charge!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How could they have even obtained said testicles? I have so many fucking questions

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would assume that they lived together prior to the breakup.

From the article:

Wojciechowski, meanwhile, has countered, claiming that Kingsley took everything she wanted from his apartment eight months ago when their relationship ended

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but its not like the surgeons typically give away removed parts.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Sounds a lot like MY EX, amirite fellas?

[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This surprises me.

I asked if I could have my gallstones (because I wanted to smash those little gut-wrenching motherf*ckers with a sledgehammer) and was told "No".

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have seen on reddit a long time ago somebody who got his foot cut off and not only he got to keep it.... He ate part of it. And I am pretty sure he was American but not 100% sure.

There was proof of being cooked I think as some pictures obviously the eating part didn't have proof tough.