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expandn’t the list (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 7 months ago by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 120 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

[–] kpw@kbin.social 78 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Fixed

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

With the oh no song playing in the background

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

TIHI

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

0/10 not enough minions.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 7 months ago

😉?

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

[–] gingernate@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Username checks out ......

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim"

"You are aware this will only worse your case right?"

"I'm trying to beat a record here ok?"

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn't really make a difference.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences... like... they can trial you for the rest, but what's the point.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Must've gotten 6 stars

[–] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ITS A LIE DDD:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Murderers have been cancelled

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

[–] GarytheSnail@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

[–] doctorn@r.nf 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Caaaaaaaaarl!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is wrong with you Carl?

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard