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[–] buddhabound@lemmy.world 119 points 9 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, my "woman" is able to disagree with me because I didn't chain her up, hold her captive, and traffic her for my cam site (allegedly).

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if he honestly thinks women aren't allowed to disagree? He thinks they don't have a brain and opinions?

What does he think women are?

[–] AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Objects, obviously.

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

You could have, if you went to Hustlers University, like I did!

/s

[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 89 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don’t let this idiot become relevant again. Don’t post his crap

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Will smith?!

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'll never understand Tate fans

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 31 points 9 months ago

They are 13 and/or stupid. How about now?

[–] sour@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

am never understand entire tate category

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why would I want people to fear me?

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Because you can't get them to love you

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Literally Karl Pilkington 😂

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Head like a fucking orange.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you think about Andrew Tate in general is just an angry Karl Pilkington

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

much dumber too. Karl makes way more sense than tater top

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I was thinking Bill Burr

are we just posting fuckable mouths today?

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

„Men don‘t fear you…“ And why exactly should they?

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Women Love Me

Men Want to be Me

Fish Fear Me

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago

He can have money, he can have "fame", but there never be anyone in his life that actually loves him.

And thats good. Fuck this guy.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I love how I knew this was Tate without reading his name first.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Best description I ever heard:

He looks like someone tried to draw Pitbull from memory.

Dale

[–] MonsieurArchi@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

And i thought it was will Smith lmao

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I thought it was about beanie man until I saw the username.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Funny, my coworkers were tryna convince me they were found not guilty today. I had forgotten about them so I let it pass and looked them up a bit ago. Haven't even gone to trial, just off house arrest on conditions. People are delusional. Like just say you want people to listen to you just because, and you want to act on your impulses and treat anyone however you feel. Stop lying. All these dudes are pathetic and need to feel powerful.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

This is literally the kind of shit I got from talking to incels on Reddit.

[–] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 9 months ago

I'd be absolutely devastated if someone drew me like that as a response to something I said

[–] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 10 points 9 months ago

Gets upset at child environmental protestors.

Likes a specific kind of pizza.

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, somehow he has first managed to get house arrest, after being in jail, and later he even managed to be allowed to travel within Romania.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate#Criminal_investigations

On 28 September, the travel restriction was relaxed after an appeal, allowing him to travel within Romania.
On 13 June, DIICOT adjusted the charges from human trafficking to "human trafficking in continued form", a more serious charge.[132] One additional victim was identified, bringing the total count to seven.

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bro wtf I guess money talks everywhere and Romania was just putting on a show

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Tate specifically moved to Romania because of how corrupt their police and judicial system is. He only got arrested for bragging about it to an international audience.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Raising the price maybe?
Still I hope he gets serious time. They have 7 victims, so I don't see how he can escape a conviction.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

He's just describing a normal, healthy person.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

too much chin

Looked like will smith for a sec