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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 22 points 7 months ago

Which is why I'm getting increasingly progressive as time... Wealths?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

[–] yads@lemmy.ca 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

isn't healthy living a Chinese thing

[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 8 points 7 months ago

-20 social credits

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Carl's Jr has deemed you an unfit parent!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

Would you like fries with that?

[–] Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us 4 points 7 months ago

POV: low effort healthcare meme.

[–] fadhl3y@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Or Scottish

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one -1 points 7 months ago

clicks ok

receives pizza delivery ETA