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Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!

Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.

I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

This information is most welcome.