this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bingo!

(Anyone know how long till it kicks in?)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 9 months ago

That's the neat part: It doesn't

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried buying the newest product?

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

[–] Naveen000can@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't you want to be happy?

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

[–] Naveen000can@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Good luck on that

[–] omnissiah@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 9 months ago

Pfff normie

[–] TheWanderer@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

No wonder I'm not happy. I'm still trying to pursue my dreams 🤦

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

I'll work on it

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago

You forgot drugs.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 13 points 9 months ago

WHOOOOOAA WHOA I'm halfway there!

[–] virock@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a joke. The true source of happiness is the absence of the wrong people. I cut some people out of my life and the air seems cleaner, I'm so happy all th e time now.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

"The true source of happiness is the thing that worked for me."

Great that it worked for you, but let's not get carried with pretending there is one true source to happiness.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The key to happiness is not having expectations, unfortunately that is not always healthy. It's like nature, evolution comes with just the right pressure. Life needs a little grit, unfortunately, but obviously not /waves arms at generally everything. Hoping for a Star Trek future where we can pursue becoming better people without the need to fight for our basic needs.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

See my problem is I have no expectations and I'm constantly let down.

The bar is on the floor but these mfers brought shovels

[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Check, check, check, check, check and check.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

I love how Germans mastered laughing at suffering, with Schadenfreude, and Americans did everything else.

[–] Newguy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 9 months ago

The last two can be the same.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Now show me: Six People With Healthy Habits

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago