Asklemmy

Two very pissed off cats.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

Wall.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I'm dead.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I am in my cat's litter box

I shit in the sink.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.