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Hes very sophisticated (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

I named mine Allen

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@theKalash@feddit.ch this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

[–] rem26_art@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

who needs all these fancy tools when you've got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It will take a while

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whatifalthist is that you?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

[–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

[–] hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)