this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate to break it to you buddy, but you aren't the main character. I am the main character.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought I was the main character?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We're all the main character on this blessed day.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's just us 24 year olds, all the way down

[–] Gilles_D@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We are all Spartacus

[–] mystic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

shut up you NPCs!

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wrong that would be me

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

Meat, age 24.

[–] AssholeDestroyer@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always figured the simulation was more like rollercoaster tycoon and I'm an unhappy customer.

[–] Frittiert@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

This path is disgusting

[–] duckington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago

What if none of us are the main character? What if we're in a simulation that's supposed to be history class or something? It might explain why people like trump or musk seem cartoonishly evil.

[–] Florida@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can add ten years onto the age and it's the same thing.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Life is a struggle and I guess that's what makes it interesting

[–] indierockspockears@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hell, add 20

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always felt I was the NPC.

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Halt! In the name of the King state your business!

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's ok. Hail Sithis, brother

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if your parents thought the same and what they wanted was to get married

Dumbasses got what they deserved then

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

that's it im moving to thailand