Dad Jokes

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submitted 9 months ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're portable-O mushrooms

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[–] boblin@infosec.pub 11 points 9 months ago

The pun is so bad it made me sigh. Top quality dad joke!

[–] indigomirage@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not lichen that one...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Moss we keep the puns going?

[–] indigomirage@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

What can I say, I like my puns - I'm a fungi!

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dont get it

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Portobello is a type of mushroom

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

God fucking dammit

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

That is the correct response.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I thought it was for sure because you were a fun-gi.