Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're portable-O mushrooms

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[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Portobello is a type of mushroom

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

God fucking dammit

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

That is the correct response.