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[-] theherk@lemmy.world 73 points 7 months ago

Author is MonkeyUser, but is cut off because the world is brimming with assholes.

https://www.monkeyuser.com/2018/final-patch/

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 23 points 7 months ago

I cross posted it light-heartedly assuming the original poster had not infringed any intellectual property. Thanks for the emendation, content should not be stolen online.

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I meant nothing negative toward you unless you cut it off. Thank you for adding a new word to my lexicon.

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 13 points 7 months ago

No, I just cross posted it. Now the original post on blahaj has been edited but this one retained the old image. So I uploaded a new one here with the source.

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 8 points 7 months ago

Thank you ๐Ÿ˜

I think the authors should consider watermarking their stuff, particularly if it isn't something recognizable like Strange Planet

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I guess the hole left side is a feature, requested by the CEO?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 7 months ago
[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 10 points 7 months ago

More like short-term goals over everything else.

Go fast, Break things. Wait... No! Not like that!

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 21 points 7 months ago

it's flying (for now), okay? quit complaining~

sustainability is a future me problem.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

OR, and hear me out. I will get a different job that pays more with a title bump, and you can hire someone else to fix it.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago

simply marvelous~! future me (not being there) would have approved.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

99 user stories on the wall...

99 user stories...

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall...

[-] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Sums up my current project.

[-] connaisseur@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Funny enough, we have had this comic in our operations office at my former employer. This was years ago but sadly it is still relevant as of today.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Could also be a test team rule on a larger project with test team.

[-] Username02@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It's a feature.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

this is basically the plot of the movie up!

[-] ISometimesAdmin@the.coolest.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Absolutely fucking me_irl

[-] glowie@h4x0r.host 2 points 7 months ago

Whac-a-mole

this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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