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[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 85 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Is it really a "shit post" if you're just posting a factual account of something that actually happened?

After reading that article I feel like I need to go take 10 showers now

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Amir@lemmy.ml 34 points 11 months ago

It's definitely a post that makes me feel like shit

[โ€“] mruniverse@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Some people are just sick

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 66 points 11 months ago (4 children)

ok I'm gonna be the brave one and say it, the crazy dog fucking girl is hot tho

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking the same. But after checking hr instagram and tiktok.... Not anymore.

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

she's definitely super white trash and has the good ol racist confederate flag in her room, but she still pretty country girl hot. I won't link her cuz it has her doxx all public.

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's a useful website. Only loaded a handful of photos though.

[โ€“] MomoTimeToDie@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Most of the posts are videos

[โ€“] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Bypasses the pay wall on OnlyFans. Kinda.

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[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Im just thinking... if she is the kinda girl who will literally fuck a dog, where does she draw the line with heterosexual well groomed dudes?

Also imagine being her boyfriend in the future "You didnt put the trash out!" "You fucked a dog, lol"

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok, you take the woman and I take the dog

[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

To give it a good, safe home, right?

[โ€“] Forwhombagles@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bro, please. Your socially isolated ass would cum immediately on seeing any woman irl.

I never smoke mids.

[โ€“] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People are so fucking sick. ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean the dog wanted it obviously /s

[โ€“] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a person once that wanted to discuss the topic of whether animals where able to agree or not and if sex between humans and animals would be legitimate... That conversation did not last long.

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[โ€“] Gamey@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dear climate change, please just kill every single one of us humans!

[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

proceeds to buy huge SUVs and makes them run h24

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[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sheโ€™s indeed an animal lover

[โ€“] Otkaz@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

But did you see what that dog was wearing? Just asking for it. Stupid sexy purple collar.

[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 33 points 11 months ago

At no point in this Tweet I knew how each sentence would end. What a roller coaster

[โ€“] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Who let the dogs in.

[โ€“] breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old Whitney Wisconsin case from a few years ago. She even made a video defending her choice to fuck her dog, and encouraged others to try it.

Damned if I can find that old vid, and honestly I'm not putting in the effort.

Wow I really read that as Witney Houston the first time around

[โ€“] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

White girls

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[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What? How did people find that out?

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

come the fuck on now

[โ€“] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"Hey guys look how many dogs I fucked today ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"

[โ€“] Default_Defect@midwest.social 21 points 11 months ago

She's got that ~~dawg~~ dog in her.

[โ€“] boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 months ago

Echoing another user to say that this is indeed a post that makes me feel like shit

[โ€“] Nitrate55@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Reminds me of this song.

At first I thought it was a joke. Then I saw stuff like this, and now this post. Why is this a recurring thing? Is it just some kind of horrible running joke?

[โ€“] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 8 points 11 months ago

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[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nitrate55@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It says a lot about that platform that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was a new trend. A very braindead trend though, because I honestly can't see the benefit in lying about doing this. Attention maybe?

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What else if not attention?

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