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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thats... that's now how you use the meme.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

'bad thing/good thing penguim' strikes again. Annoys me people forget it's supposed to be social situations

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Americans spend way too much on christmas presents.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Christmas is a bloated commercialistic holiday no wonder Americans love that shit.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Agreed... here, it's about family, being together, chatting, laughing, just having a good time in general. Sure, there are discounts, but most people use those to just buy some new appliances (in most cases, replace broken ones).

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where I’m from it’s about getting drunk and playing with my cousin’s big ol’ tiddies while we’re having a smoke.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

No, Sherry-Lynn.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Something funny I've seen is that in Norway it's customary to distribute the income tax deduction over 11.5 months instead of 12, so that in November or December people only get deducted half the regular tax on their payslip. This is done to ensure that everyone has money for Christmas. It's so dumb and beautiful that I can't help but love the idea.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably a decent economic stimulus, government probably does not end up taking much of a loss with this.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Government gets a gain from it -- it gets its money sooner that way!

[–] bardm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's actually only 10.5 months. There is no tax on your June payslip, that's when most people get their vacation pay.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 11 months ago

Yes that's also very common, but that's a little more complicated. It's only an option for people who have had the same job for more than a year and for those who agree on settling the entire holiday pay in June even if they don't actually go on holiday then. It varies how people do it.

Unlike Norway, most EU countries tax the holiday on accrual so it's always without a deduction when paid out regardless of when. Norway taxes it in the payment year though it is spread over the other months.

There are pros and cons to both ways. Personally I think that EU has the better one, not because of the taxation but because it's not necessary to accrue holiday in advance.

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I emptied mine paying rent!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

I emptied mine paying for life-saving medication!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Good thing bad thing penguin

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Compounding interest is a hell of a drug.

Saving anything is infinitely better than saving nothing.

Retiring is possible for anyone with an education, but it is a sacrifice, and a gamble on not dying

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anyone can save for retirement, even without a formal education. It just time and diligence to save, and then some reading to learn how to invest.

[–] los_chill@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

All of that requires a livable wage first. How many times do people have to prove that no amount of "dilligence" will allow people to live, let alone save on minimum wage in most places?

[–] grue@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago

It just time and diligence to save

It's just having the self-control to live below your means.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I found this even more helpful.

[–] nutcase2690@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just curious how you came up with 7%? I was always taught to expect the yearly return to be 4%

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My number I picked after reading about historical averages.

https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2021/05/200-years-of-asset-class-returns/

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

4% stays ahead of normal inflation, 7% matches greedflation.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

That penguin hasn't been this undecided since 2010! :0

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Trans... saving up for a boob job

I hear ya

[–] ilovetamako@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is why you gotta use a Roth IRA, if you pull from it before 59 it's heavily taxed. Forces you to save

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure you can pull contributions before 59 at anytime penalty free. Gains though and yeah you'll pay penalties and taxes on.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

No, a traditional IRA would be even better for that. With a Roth, you can withdraw the principal without penalty since it was after-tax to begin with; it's only the gains that you get punished for taking out. In contrast, any amount of withdrawal from a traditional account incurs a penalty (with a few exceptions, such as using it to buy your first house or whatever).

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Guajojo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The meme were broken today