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[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 88 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train's impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure.... which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

You are a poet.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 12 points 10 months ago

And killed the driver (who I think is called and engineer but I'm not sure and I'm not going to look it up because I don't feel like but even though it would take me less time to actually check than to write this explanation but to hell with it) who represents the middle class.

[–] amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

Also add that the child is slipping a stack of Benjamins into Supermans trunks.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Honestly switching the places of the boy and Superman would probably work.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not pictured: The carnage inside the train as the masses of regular taxplayers get thrown around in the process of protecting the wealthy.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nor the small boy giving superman a fat stack of cash

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

It's not even a fat stack

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

At this point I think we're more like the railroad ties that Superman is bulldosing through.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Why didn't Superman just grab the child and fly away?

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Superman had no idea there was child there, he just wanted to fuck up a train.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's the trolley problem. Picking up a kid in time to beat a speeding train would just snap his little neck. Stopping a speeding train to save the little boy would most likely kill anyone on board.

This scenario indicates superman would rather kill a train full of people, rather than having witnesses see him sit idle as a child removes himself from the gene pool.

My hypothesis is that this is the child of Lex Luther, or possibly a clone. He's literally playing on train train tracks, baiting super man into a win-less scenario via the trolley problem. It's the perfect scheme to slowly make him question the consequences of all his actions and eventually his entire purpose.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He was feeling a bit Hancock that day.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Where is my Bourbon?

[–] GrievingWidow420@feddit.it 3 points 10 months ago

The train was carrying electric sharing kick scooters to be deployed into metropolis and Superman wasn't about to let it happen

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Because it's an Amtrak.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idiots at work. It would be easier to get the kid off the track than to stop an entire train.

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Moreover, that conductor is going to die, no question.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

Superheroes protecting the status quo. How innovative

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could switch "politicians" for "mouth breathers that make $30k but assume they could be a billionaire any day now if they play their cards right"

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

To be fair, if you play cards right you can make a lot of money. Poker tounament players do get sponsors.

[–] vankappa@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

they are the same people