this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 160 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have been banned from lemmygrad.ml

[–] Neon@kbin.social 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wear it as a badge of honour

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Lol we've already defederated them before their shitty ideology ever gotten a chance to infect our servers

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[–] Codo@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?

Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?

[–] Gamey@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (13 children)

It's facinating to see Lemmy go wild, kind of sad how many seem to support dictators with concentration camps and similar shit but also cool how many downvote them!

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[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wanna see a mullet as an option. Communism in the front, freedom in the back.

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[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo 6 give his cranium back

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

6 is the only one oriented properly. Too easy.

[–] aquinteros@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (41 children)

Yo so lemmy.world isn't run by tankies? If it is could y'all just ban me now so I don't invest too much in the instance pls? I got kind of sick of the constant cycle of disappointment seeing how many supposedly leftist subs were taken over and ruined by them on reddit.

[–] LillianVS@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It isn't, I do not remove posts for "Orientalism" like Lemmy.ml and that certainly won't be done by Lemmy.World Admins. Happy shitposting

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[–] Legendsofanus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (14 children)
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[–] snowgrimm@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

He's always Xinnie the Pooh to me

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Stupid god damn tankies show up every time for these threads

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Can we give him the Mao hair with the Poo bear ears?

[–] gsa32@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Inb4 lemmygrad brigades this thread

[–] proflovski@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

6 (when is my execution date?)

[–] Phlogiston@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

7: A trump toupee (a "Trumpee" if you will)

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[–] Hyggyldy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Where are the Sailor Moon twintails?

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CTRL+F "CCP intelligentsia copypasta"

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Come on ~~reddit~~ lemmy, we can do better.

[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

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