this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago

It looks like Chris is trying reaaalllly hard to hold in a redneck joke and Dwayne knows it.

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] 601error@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Makes sense. You need geological time scales to describe how old that BlackBerry is that the person is holding.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Dwayne Johnson, Chris Rock and a gaping, dribbling asshole with legs?

I'm not seeing the connection.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jazz in a Geologic Timescale

By

The Chris Kid

Also thats 100% a wax model of chris rock…

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Good rock. Cool rock. Trash rock.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] OneSuspiciousBanana@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[–] namelessdread@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] woobie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Paper and Scissors were unable to attend.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 8 months ago

Rock Hudson was sadly quite dead by this point.