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[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 58 points 5 days ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I need urgent care after eating at TB.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i need taco bell after eating at urgent care

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

Perpetual motion machine discovered.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, after something gets me into urgent care, Taco Bell would bring me great emotional comfort.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Every doctor watching you eat microplastics held together with preservatives and sriracha sauce:

Excuse me it's sawdust and horse glue

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Oh man, I figured that was most of the joke. Is everyone just like "huh, weird phrasing but I'll roll with it?"

[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

I just realized that song has YouTube - BRODYQUEST in the background

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In the future, all establishments are Taco Bell

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

I just watched demolition man for the first time the other day, loved that and the future's music.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Vegas, there's a combination burger king, post office, and gas station.

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

The land of hopes and dreams.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

An urgent care near me is upstairs from a Willy's Mexicana Grill.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

When you truly understand your customer base.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

They specialize in treating constiptation

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Hadn't thought about it like that but really, if they want to boost profits more hospitals ought to have cigarettes in vending machines, bars in the waiting rooms and taco bell in the cafeterias.

urgent bell

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Dear god people, get actual Mexican food from an actual food truck or local restaurant, its gonna be way tastier, way healthier, way more actual food, and probably the same price or cheaper.

If you live anywhere in the US with a population over 10k, I can almost guarantee you can find such a place.

Taco Bell is such fucking terrible food rofl.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I've said it before and I will say it again... As someone who loves genuine Mexican food (possibly my favorite type of food in existence), I also sometimes crave Taco Bell. I just don't confuse the two.

Sometimes I'm in the mood for Taco Bell specifically, and it's a different craving than for actual Mexican food.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Its because Taco Bell food is, as compared to a decent hole in the wall, or mexican food truck:

Higher in sodium.

Higher in carbohydrates.

Higher in saturated fat.

Good chance the tortilla/taco shell is also higher in corn syrup.

Also, good chance the hole in the wall uses a more varied selection of vegetables/peppers/pico de gallo, which augment flavor (and mouthfeel) without a high calorie sauce.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You seem to have missed the point of my comment... I refuse to directly compare Taco Bell to actual Mexican food.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was explaining why you likely consider them to have different taste profiles and thus think of them as incomparable, having cravings or desires for them in seperate mental categories.

There are similar differences between say, a McDonalds burger and fries, and burgers and fries from a local grill or pub or what not.

(Though, with burgers and fries, the fastfood versions generally still are generally cheaper, though that gap is closing fast in the US rn)

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not either/or, people can like both.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

They can, but Taco Bell food just is less healthy, and lately, broadly not even cheaper.