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[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

Just add some sausage relish and onion and it's perfect!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

HOTDICKLE RICK!!!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, super high me would.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'd absolutely try it even when not high.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pickle jokes aside, why is it "circumcised"??

[–] molten@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Religious reasons. (It's a kosher dill)

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And with kimchi.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK, what is that thing on the left? Instant single packaged pickle? Never seen this before.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The silver-ish thing on top is probably that tool some people use to get the inner kernel out of apples.

The OOP just shoved a pickle through it, I guess

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thank you, I was very confused by that left image.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Why is the pickle circumcised?

[–] RVAtom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's a big dill.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've done this unironucally. It's not bad. But having a hotdog along with the pickle is 100 times better.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

now use a straw and core the dog before stuffing it with your pickle.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From the famous "A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it fast food corporation"! The famous sandwich with...well...pretty good pickle in it, not too small, normal size one!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

CAN WE NOT!!?!??

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

@moistbones@lemmy.world

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

Well that was disappointing, where's the hot dick?!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Is it actually hot tho?

Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.

Id put relish on a normal hotdog.

Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.

But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I would prefer this over a regular hotdog

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

Might be good with some George Dickel.