NΓ€usicaa of the Valley of the Wind
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Captain planet.
Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
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Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It's unfair!
Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx π
@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
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Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we're headed for Barry though. π
Eh.... idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you're never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, "the poors")
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Daria
Magneto.
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh waitβ¦
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.
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Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
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Nausicaa president
Saitama vice
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.
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Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.
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The Lorax
squidward tentacles
Jessica Rabbit.
All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.
if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.
Johnny Bravo
... a senile version of him IS actually the president.
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